Hello and welcome back to another saucy and delectable edition of #MalCrushMonday.
As usual, I am writing this on Monday morning. And as usual as of late, I almost forgot to write it.
But here we are!
I feel like the shorter these get, the closer I am to assigning a #PalCrushMonday. Feel like writing one? Shoot me a text :)
Tempted to ask the guy who ghosted me but still reads my newsletter every week to write one. Hi Chris! Hope you’re doing well even though you ghosted me and still read my newsletter every week which is an objectively weird thing to do!
The format:
What I’m crushing (accomplishing, achieving, attaining, fulfilling, something that I am being successful at.)
What is crushing me (see definition 3b, something that is bringing me down.)
What I’m crushing on (admiring, adoring, appreciating, cherishing, favoriting, etc.)
What I’m crushing
Honestly, I don’t feel like I’m crushing anything!
This week was just me pushing through. Maybe that’s a crush in and of itself.
What’s crushing me
I bought an automatic feeder for my cats and it doesn’t work. It’s hugely frustrating because now not only do I have a piece of junk feeder in my house, I also have to go through the whole process of returning it.
Ugh!
What I’m crushing on
Crushing on all the people who make me feel better when I am down! And I am down often!
Crushing on my friends and family and loved ones who still like me when I feel sad. And I feel sad often.
Crushing on the folks who are patient and gentle and understanding when my body and brain can’t handle things. And my body and brain can’t handle things often.
That’s it! That’s whole thing this week.
Warm regards,
Mal
Hi Chris!!